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Katie Holmes is famous for trailing Tom Cruise and blinking out the words 'help me' in morse code, folornly hoping that someone will notice. But all that's going to change immediately, because Katie Holmes has just signed up for a job. An actual working job as an actor in something that doesn't inexplicably co-star Queen Latifah. These are glorious days indeed. So what hugely important piece of drama has Katie Holmes deemed worthy of her presence? What could be so earth-shakingly significant that it's convinced Katie Holmes to return to the limelight? A movie? No, not quite. It's a TV show. A TV show that hardly anyone watches. A blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo on a TV show that hardly anyone watches. Katie Holmes, you're back in the big league!

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