Lindsay Lohan Gets 'Ugly' Again

Posted Jul 18 via A Socialites Life 2008-07-18 14:45:54



Fairweather lesbian Lindsay Lohan (where will she be when DJ Sammy gets barred from spinning at a Mormon club because she licks pussy? Huh? HUH?) will reprise her role as...high school dodgeball player #2(?) on Ugly Betty next season.

America Ferrera must be thrilled. Bitch gets all fugged up in that outfit everyday and then they force stunt-casting that beatdown bitch on her.

"She did a half-day last season and she came early," Ugly Betty producer Silvio Horta says.  "She was 45 minutes early. I was impressed."

You must have some late-ass people on your staff, then. Only in America do celebs showing up a little early for work give people throbbing erections.



Fairweather lesbian Lindsay Lohan (where will she be when DJ Sammy gets barred from spinning at a Mormon club because she licks pussy? Huh? HUH?) will reprise her role as...high school dodgeball player #2(?) on Ugly Betty next season.

America Ferrera must be thrilled. Bitch gets all fugged up in that outfit everyday and then they force stunt-casting that beatdown bitch on her.

"She did a half-day last season and she came early," Ugly Betty producer Silvio Horta says.  "She was 45 minutes early. I was impressed."

You must have some late-ass people on your staff, then. Only in America do celebs showing up a little early for work give people throbbing erections.

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