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Khloe Kardashian. Just the name makes me want to sucker punch someone in the face. Yeah, I'm that kind of girl. Or at least I'm in that kind of mood. I understand that Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe's mom Kim likes Ks. Great. Awesome for you. But she managed to give Kim a normal K name, instead of finding some dumbass way to spell an otherwise good C name. Is it any wonder Kim is the only successful' Kardashian daughter? Khloe's racking in the DUI's, Kourtney is... well I don't know what the hell she's doing, but that's my point. I blame this whole debacle on their mom.
Because her name sucks, Khloe sucks, so Khloe got a DUI. She was ordered to serve 30 days in jail [People originally erroneously reported that it was 3 days - which we repeated here], which of course in Los Angeles translates to several minutes. Khloe was in and out in under three hours - not exactly record time, but you could see how they wouldn't be as worried about her as they were with someone like Nicole Richie or Lindsay Lohan.
With the jails too full of more serious offenders to find room for her, Khloe Kardashian served less than three hours of her 30-day sentence on Friday in a DUI case. Kardashian, 24, who appears on E!'s Keeping Up With the Kardashians, was processed into the Lynwood, Calif., jail for women at 10:36 a.m. and released at 1:29 p.m., according to the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department.
The department, which runs the city's jails, has an early-release policy for nonviolent offenders due to overcrowding. Kim Kardashian's younger sister was sent there after she surrendered to the Van Nuys courthouse and was booked at 8:52 a.m. The Lynwood jail is the same facility that housed Paris Hilton for most of her term in an alcohol-related driving case.
Kardashian served her brief time for violating probation following a DUI arrest. Kardashian was ar...
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