JUL

20

OK, don't sue us under the trade description act. We can't find a MySpace for this band. However, they are so good that we have to give you their website address. This lot make music out of vegetables! Bloody vegetables! Made up of eleven people and a couple of visual artists and sound engineers, the Vienna Vegetable Orchestra have been wowing people around the world for over a decade with one of the stranger ways of creating sounds. We always thought vegetables were there for being eaten or for a desperate housewife to relieve herself with. We'll never look at a lettuce, pumpkin or onion again without wanting to make a funky number out of it. [More...] If that's not good enough, for the encore of a gig, the band smash up their instruments and make soup out of it for everyone! Fuck rock n roll with all your boozy antics. Vegetable rock should be the way forward for everyone! Honestly, the Vienna Vegetable Orchestra is the best thing to come out of Austria since Arnold Schwarzenegger - and even that is clutching at straws. For more audio sound bites to prove we aren't taking the piss, visit: Vienna Vegetable Orchestra

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