Where Was Wino?!!!?

Blake Fielder-Whatever was just sentenced to 27 months in the chokey and Wino was not there to scream "Blaaaake!!!" It's not official until Wino screams Blaaaake! Somebody wake that crackie up from her crack coma and let her know! I'm so disappointed in her. I was hoping she would deliver an epic junkie trantrum in court.

The judge handed down the sentence in court today and said Blaaake has behaved in a "gratuitous, cowardly and disgraceful' way." Blaaake admitted to beating down a ho and then offering the dude $400,000 to keep quiet about it.

If Blaaake behaves in the chokey he could be out in about 4 months. He's already served 9 months. Earlier, Blaaake told the court to please let him free so that he could become a role model for Wino. The judge should have sentenced him to the looney bin for making that crackhead statement. That's like saying Jacko is a great role model for R. Kelly.

Ugh. I could seriously slap the crack pox right off of Wino's face for not showing up. Even Wino is probably over this shit.

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