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We all know Jessica Simpson was thinking:
'Holy sh*t. My career is seriously almost over. No one buys me as a movie star and that stupid assface Mylie Cyrus has stolen my spotlight as the terrible crooner everyone loves. But I need money! I can't afford my Louis Vuitton dog-carry cases on just Proactiv money alone! Oh - wait - I've got it! I'll turn into a country music star! Those people seem kinda dense, which means we'll totally click! All I need is a cowboy hat and I'll be a country gal. What is it those people say? Yee-ho? Yee-ho!'
Reinventing Jessica as a country artist was a GREAT idea, Joe Simpson. But unfortunately for you and your expensive hair-bleaching addiction, country fans have ears. And eyes. And TASTE. The 'singer' opened for legit country star Sara Evans this weekend in Wisconsin, and while she begged the audience to love her by saying 'I just want you to know that I'm just a girl from Texas. I'm just like you. I'm doing what I love and dating a boy,' they didn't buy it, and booed the sh*t out of her! When doing what you love equals riding in a $60,000 Bentley and selling hair extensions, and the 'boy' is a millionaire quarterback, you ain't like anyone in Wisconsin, Jess! [Us]
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