Images and full post at Dlisted
Khloe Kardashian wasn't even in jail for 3-hours, but she still spoke to Ryan Seacreast on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning to talk about her life on the inside. She's such a fucking hardened criminal.
She said that as soon as she got to Lynwood, the drama started, "There were three bomb threats, and so they put me in solitary confinement. A warden came down to see me and said, 'You're the one causing all the problems here ... There's all these bomb threats, and we're thinking it's for you.' They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. But because of all these things, it's a blessing, and I was actually released early because I was a threat to the prison.""
They lied to her, because they are afraid of her. They knew that if they pissed her off, she would destroy that prison with just a few punches and kicks. She forgot to mention that when they told her they were letting her go, they also said, "Please don't hurt me. I have a family. Pleeeease! Pleeease. Mercy!"
Wait, maybe the bomb threat they were talking about is Kim Kardashian. She was in the area and if that bitch farts, dozens of people could be injured.
Khloe went on to say that she will never drink and drive again, "Honestly, I would never do it again...It's just not worth it...It's so much time." It was 3 fucking hours! I take shits that last longer than that. I know, I should see a doctor.
Related Posts
- A Socialites Life Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Go Facebreaking Sep 05
- X17 Online Two-Face At Beso! Sep 05
- PageSix SISTERLY HELP Sep 05
- VH1 Blog Scandalist Gossip: Kardashian Wants To Sing With Timberlake Sep 04
- X17 Online Heidi's Got Game! Sep 04
- Celebitchy 'Keira Knightley was attacked in London last week' links Sep 04
- POPSUGAR Link Time!!! Sep 04
- Hollywoodtuna Canned Tuna Sep 04
Related Images
Khloe Kardashian via Flickr.com
Grab this widget for your Myspace/Blog!
Myspace embed code:
Normal embed code:
