JUL

22

Jennifer Aniston is reportedly considering (ok, desperate to be) getting hitched to John Mayer.

"Jen is so in love with John (that) they are already talking marriage," some random says.  "I would not be at all surprised to see Jen and John make it legal sooner rather than later.  In fact, I would be shocked if they didn't tie the knot before her 40th birthday in February."

Blah blah blah. You know what Jennifer needs to liven her ass up? She needs to play some sort of action heroine or psychotic killer. What she needs to break out of her wheat toast boring ass desperate to have a man and a baby mode is to snap someone's neck with her bare hands on film.

She needs to rip someone's ear off with her teeth and then spit out their earring. Either that or some sort of Sharon Stoneesque coochie-flashing character. Whenever she's on the screen, that sleep aid commercial butterfly alights on my face and I lose consciousness.

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