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Natalie Portman plays a Bollywood princess in the video for her boyfriend Devendra Banhart's new single "Carmensita." WARNING: I hope you like pubes and talks of "sacred teats." That said, this thing kicks the shit out of the Star Wars prequels, but then again, pretty much 99% of YouTube does. With the exception of Tron Guy. Just kidding! That dude is Jesus. Thanks to Bre for the video which has me convinced I accidentally put mescaline in my coffee again. Video after the jump.

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