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Nick Hogan/Bollea turns 18 on Sunday, and it looks like he's all set to receive a special birthday corn-holing. Dreams do come true! TMZ reports: Bollea, who has been housed with other juveniles at Pinellas County Jail, will be moved to an adult facility on Sunday, aka his 18th birthday. It's an open dormitory type of setting where he'll be in close contact with other adult inmates. The inmates are either awaiting sentencing or have already been sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies. If Nick's lucky, he remembered some wrestling moves his dad taught him. Particularly the "Take Lots of Roids to Shrink your Nuts" maneuver. That way you can get hit there all day and won't feel a thing. I don't exactly know how that'll prevent the butt sex, but I've completely tapped all my interest in Nick's well being. So, who wants donuts? Photo: Splash News

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