Happy Birthday Nick Hogan

17 year-old Nick Hogan is about to get a little birthday present from the California penal system on Sunday. Penal. How apropos! According to TMZ

Bollea, who has been housed with juveniles, will be moved to an adult facility on Sunday, his 18th birthday. It's an open dormitory type of setting where he'll be in close contact with other adult inmates either awaiting sentencing or already sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies.

Ah, the gift of anal rape. Is there anything better? I know it certainly made my 13th birthday an affair to remember. Thanks, Uncle Cloyd!

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