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Madonna's initial sperm donor, actor and fitness trainer Carlos Leon, talked to People about what it's like bringing up the Material Girl 2.0, Lourdes Leon.
(Just handle her unibrow, dude. Please. Look, I know Madonna is one of those torture moms who don't care what the other kids say to her kid. But just...do it as her Dad. Shave that thing. Pluck it. Wax it. It's not invisible, and she looks like a werewolf. It's harsh, but true. I'm not trying to bag on an 11-year-old, but something has to be done to preserve her psyche.)
"She's at that point where she can call me and say, 'Hey Dad, what's up? What time are you going to get me?' " he says about "Lola." "It's really cool. We talk every day."
For the record, he doesn't believe that Madge did A-Rod. "I know for a fact, she wouldn't do that," he says. Have you even met her? Damn. Did he just send her the baby batter UPS?
"It's hard for me to be the tough guy with my daughter," he says "Maybe I should work on the discipline stuff, but I could leave her mother to do that!" Hell, yeah. We know she owns plenty of whips and other torture devices. Plus she makes the kids look at a portrait of her in dominatrix gear laying on dead animals. That alone would cause me to behave. Or leave home early and live on the streets.
Click any photo to view all 10 photos of Carlos Leon and Lourdes Leon in the gallery!
Images and full post at A Socialites Life
Madonna's initial sperm donor, actor and fitness trainer Carlos Leon, talked to People about what it's like bringing up the Material Girl 2.0, Lourdes Leon.
(Just handle her unibrow, dude. Please. Look, I know Madonna is one of those torture moms who don't care what the other kids say to her kid. But just...do it as her Dad. Shave that thing. Pluck it. Wax it. It's not invisible, and she looks like a werewolf. It's harsh, but true. I'm not trying to bag on an 11-year-old, but something has to be done to preserve her psyche.)
"She's at that point where she can call me and say, 'Hey Dad, what's up? What time are you going to get me?' " he says about "Lola." "It's really cool. We talk every day."
For the record, he doesn't believe that Madge did A-Rod. "I know for a fact, she wouldn't do that," he says. Have you even met her? Damn. Did he just send her the baby batter UPS?
"It's hard for me to be the tough guy with my daughter," he says "Maybe I should work on the discipline stuff, but I could leave her mother to do that!" Hell, yeah. We know she owns plenty of whips and other torture devices. Plus she makes the kids look at a portrait of her in dominatrix gear laying on dead animals. That alone would cause me to behave. Or leave home early and live on the streets.
Click any photo to view all 10 photos of Carlos Leon and Lourdes Leon in the gallery!
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