JUL

24

Tony Romo is apparently the driving force behind Jessica Simpson's already failed attempt to crossover to country music. While what small semblance of a music career she has left is being drowned in "twang," Tony also wants to see his lady pack on the pounds, according to OK! Magazine: Tony is also the first to boost Jess about her body! Jessica admits that she's "packed on a few pounds but she doesn't care," the source tells OK!.
"She's loving life and isn't trying to be Daisy Duke. Besides, if Tony loves the way she looks, who is anyone else to complain?" So, what? This is payback for all those football games he lost? C'mon, Tony Romo, that's not cool. One day I might meet Jessica Simpson and seduce her with my funny stories Herculean pectorals. I don't want to feel like it's a "Gimme" because I ran into her at a Vegas buffet and quickly fashioned myself a necklace out of chicken wings. I'm a man who requires the thrill of the hunt. No, really, I always keep a blow gun handy. On a related note, I'm not allowed in the strip club anymore.

• Read the full post at TheSuperficial

• Kirsten Dunst is kind of a bitch Sep 05
• Paris Hilton no longer wants a baby ASAP, apocalypse officially delayed Sep 05
• Oprah won't interview Sarah Palin until after the election Sep 05
• Lindsay Lohan turns down $700,000 offer from Playboy Sep 05

• ICYDK Jessica Simpson feared she'd vomit at her country showcase Sep 06
• Yahoo Entertainment (AP) Baseball teams hit home run with post-game concerts (Reuters) Sep 06
• POPSUGAR Link Time!!! Sep 05
• Celebitchy Jessica Simpson still oversharing in concert Sep 05
• Yeeeah Quickies: Teen Queens on the Screen Sep 05
• Star Pulse Jessica Simpson's Music Makes Her Nauseous Sep 05
• USWeekly Rachael Ray Went Skydiving on 40th Birthday Sep 05
• Hollywoodtuna Hilary Duff's Got Sweet Legs Sep 05