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Spray-tan addict and subtle dresser Katie Price has admitted that she does not write her best-selling (in England) novels. Well, kick me in the face and call me Susan. I would seriously doubt if this bitch can fill in the bubble on multiple choice tests effectively.

"I'm not going to lie, I don't sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don't," she admits.

"I don't have time to do that. I say how I want the storyline to be, each chapter is done, I read through it change it and then it goes away to be written."

But you were up for the Pulitzer for such literary triumphs as Crystal, Angel, and Angel Uncovered!

Katie's tomes of wonder have sold over 500,000 copies. If I find out that any of you have purchased them, I'm on my way to your house and we're going to have a little chat. Tell the kids to go to their rooms, it's not going to be pretty.

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