Stop The Presses! Screech To Write Bell Tell-All

Nice! Nothing makes this little chickadee happier than a good tell-all book - especially when it's about some cheesy teen aged television show, in which everyone acts like angels.

Enter Dustin Diamond a.k.a Saved By The Bell's Screech, who's spilling the beans on the backstage antics of his ex co-stars. In his new memoir, Behind the Bell, Dustin apparently throws Zack, Kelly, Jessie, Lisa, and Slater under the bus, revealing lots of "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying."

Bingo!

My guesses? Tiffani-Amber Thiessen & Mark-Paul Gosselaar were totally getting it on, Mario Lopez was on steroids (duh!), and Lark Voorhies and Elizabeth Berkley spent a few cozy nights having some girl-on-girl sleepovers.

One can dream....

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