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What Will Sienna's Pubic Hair Look Like?

Posted July 24th ago via Best Week Ever
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Sometimes, on a slow news day, Sienna Miller's pubic hair is a breaking story. As is the case today, when this little nugget of newsdom rolled across my digital desktop, which I've left nearly intact as all of it is priceless:

Sienna Miller Pubic Hair Digitally Enhanced

Sienna Miller had to have her pubic hair digitally enhanced for her latest acting role. The actress, who has just finished filiming Hippie Hippie Shake, was lacking in the ‘lady garden' department when starring in the 60s film, reports the mirror.

'The only slight problem being that she's very much a girl of the Noughties - and this extends to her personal upkeep.' The source went on to tell how a merkin- or pubic wig- was not realistic enough so the production team turned to digital enhancement to solve the problem. 'Sienna's private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush,' he added.

This is all extremely fascinating to me. Those artists over at Pixar and ILM, etc., who have spent years perfecting their digital artistry, have now been forced to DIGITALLY ENHANCE THIS WOMAN'S PUBIC HAIR. I mean, at least Meryl Streep, OK, I can understand, but Sienna Miller? And that's not even the best part. The best part is wondering what this glorious 'lady garden' (their words, thank you) is going to look like!

Some ideas that have crossed our minds:

The Gandalf:

The Shakira:

Yes, there are more.

The Dixie Carter:

The Spector:

The Billy Ray:

Yes, photoshopping pubes means that today is officially my lowest day. You're welcome.

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