Matthew 'Matty Cakes' Broderick Caught Red-Handed While Cheating, But Does SJP Really Care? [Careful What You Wish For...]

Unlike most adulterous celebrity scandals, the latest claim that Most Awkward On-Screen Sex Partner Matthew Broderick has pulled a Beckham / Phillippe / Hawke by getting involved in a long-term affair with a 25-year old redhead is actually filled to the brim with hilariously kinky details. The Star exclusive includes all sorts of juicy and slightly nauseating allegations, making Pat O'Brien's I want to fucking eat you!' sweet nothings seem tame in comparison. As sad as any remaining fans of Ferris may be to hear it, the mag's sources claim newly mole-less SJP's hubby is fond of popping 'round his do-gooder mistress' bedroom, darting out after 30 minutes, and leaving the girl passed out on her bed in her panties.' But is this really so shocking? After the jump, we cover the many times Parker has hinted that the long-married couple has serious issues, from her comments that he's always secretly manipulating you,' to the time she confessed she just adores seeing him have great chemistry' with other women:

Beginning in 2001, when she forgot to thank her husband during her Best Actress speech at the Golden Globes, Parker h...

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