Paris Hilton Ruins Everything

Anyone who reads this site has probably guessed that J. Harvey is a sci-fi/comic geek in disguise as a vapid gay snark bitch. Or maybe not so much in disguise. So when I read that Paris Hilton was at the San Diego Comic-Con and I wasn't, I wanted to throw a noose over a rafter in the barn and swing.

Paris was there promoting Repo: The Genetic Opera. That dumb bitch. Does she have to invade EVERY aspect of life? Even the most mouth-breathing, living in his Nana's basement, masturbating with chicken lard to VHS copies of Dragonball Z, with a subscription to Krispy Kreme and wearing the same Bone t-shirt ten days in a row isn't going to get with you, trashbag!

"This is hot!," is how she summed up the experience. My kingdom for an unfortunate incident involving a geek dressed as Edward Scissorhands and her head.

Click any photo to view all 13 photos of Paris Hilton at Comic-Con in the gallery!

Anyone who reads this site has probably guessed that J. Harvey is a sci-fi/comic geek in disguise as a vapid gay snark bitch. Or maybe not so much in disguise. So when I read that Paris Hilton was at the San Diego Comic-Con and I wasn't, I wanted to throw a noose over a rafter in the barn and swing.

Paris was there promoting Repo: The Genetic Opera. That dumb bitch. Does she have to invade EVERY aspect of life? Even the most mouth-breathing, living in his Nana's basement, masturbating with chicken lard to VHS copies of Dragonball Z, with a subscription to Krispy Kreme and wearing the same Bone t-shirt ten days in a row isn't going to get with you, trashbag!

"This is hot!," is how she summed up the experience. My kingdom for an unfortunate incident involving a geek dressed as Edward Scissorhands and her head.