OLD MEME: Alien Fetus Sings 'In Your Eyes'

If you know me at all (and by now, you should), you know that I have a very special place in my heart for the 1990 sci-fi thriller that is Total Recall. Not only because Arnold Schwarzenegger's eyes almost splode out of his head, moreso because the movie features a puppeteered old man fetus that goes by the name of Kuato. Recently, I made a random Kuato reference around the office after polishing off a burrito that was about 3 oz. too big, and was met with no less than 2 (2!) confused faces. So I took to Youtube to teach the masses as to what Kuato was all about.

And I found this. 'Old meme' you say? Maybe. I had never seen it. And I gotta tell you… watching it was one of the most inspiring moments of my online career. So I give it to you here. What can I say? I've got baby fever.

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