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Hulk Hogan is so proud of his son. You know, the one who's in prison for braining his friend in a drag racing accident on a public highway, not to be confused with the one filming his own reality show Brooke Knows Best. Anyway, Hulk says Nick is becoming a 'better man" from the experience and is much happier since he moved into the general prison population on his 18th birthday. The dude loves butt rape. What're ya gonna do? People reports: "It's much better," he says. "Nick describes it as like a two-story warehouse with tables, seven or eight phones, TVs, and it's people who are there for like child support and parking tickets. And instead of just once in a while being allowed to go outside, they leave the door open to the exercise yard. He said, 'Dad, I can even go outside at night and look at the stars.'
"He was moving through life and maybe not real appreciative of things," Hogan says. "When this happened, it totally spun him in a 180. ... It's the best thing that ever happened to him. I'm not saying it's a good thing. But it happened for a reason." Hulk added, "Yup, the best thing ever. Obviously, not counting what happened to his friend. Horrible, horrible thing for, uh, what's-his-face, to go through. Shit, I should probably remember the kid's name. Though it's not like he's ever going to read this. Am I right? High five! Alright, folks, I'm off to buy a jet with a giant mustache painted on the front. It's been real."

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