Lowest Common Denominators

• Elisabeth Hasslebeck comes off looking dumber than ever. [INO]

• Larry King fans have too much time on their hands. [CityRag]

• Why this Sunday will be more blessed than usual. [DListed]

• Christina Aguilera couldn't stay away from that obnoxious red lipstick. [PS]

• Adam Sandler runs errands in the same outfit he wore to his movie premiere, which lets you know how much he cares about You Don't Mess with the Zohan. [ICYDK]

• Miley Cyrus‘ handlers need to tell her to just stop talking. [Yeeeah]

• Kanye West Premieres 'Love Lockdown,' Wants Ellen's Clothes Oct 08
• J.Lo: I'm Not A Scientologist, I Swear Oct 08
• 'Ab Fab' Comes Across the Pond Oct 07
• 'The View' Spat Watch: Day Three Oct 07

• Splash News Christina, Jordan, and Max Hit London Oct 11
• Defamer Make History [The Clip Show] Oct 11
• Best Week Ever I LIKE TO WATCH: Don't Mess With The Zooey Oct 10
• X17 Online Miley Shakes It! Oct 10
• Celebitchy Leona Lewis turns up her nose at Harrods Oct 10
• Defamer Elisabeth Hasselbeck Will Bet Her 'Blond Highlights' That Obama's a Crook [Sacrifices] Oct 09
• Celebitchy Lil Kim is barred from recording due to dispute with her record label Oct 09
• iVillage Daily Blabber Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Talk Marriage, More Kids & Loving Harlow Oct 09