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Mary-Kate Olsen is refusing to be interviewed by federal investigators about Heath Ledger's accidental overdose until she's granted immunity from prosecution. This latest move proves what I've always feared: Pauly Shore knew something relevant when he claimed the Olsen twins are diabolical. May God have mercy on us all. The New York Post reports: The actress' lawyer has repeatedly rebuffed attempts by the feds to question Olsen, who was the first person called after her masseuse discovered Ledger's body in his SoHo apartment in January.
Frustrated federal officials could obtain a grand-jury subpoena to compel the funky "Full House" actress to tell them whatever she knows about the "Dark Knight" star's behavior, his possible drug use and the events of that fateful morning, according to sources.
Probers have interviewed everyone connected to Ledger and his death, including his doctors, the masseuse, bodyguards, housekeepers, business associates and even the mother of his 2-year-old daughter, Matilda, his "Brokeback Mountain" co-star Michelle Williams.
"Ms. Williams was extremely nice and cooperative," a source said. And by nice and cooperative, the source meant Michelle Williams grabbed an FBI agent by the collar and yelled "It was Mary-Kate Olsen, you sonofabitch! I'll have your badge for breakfast." But no one ever suspects the Olsen twins - until it's too late. I'm serious. They're still looking for Bob Saget's body. EDIT: Turns out Bob Saget is still alive. I'm as shocked as you are. Thanks to Liz who won't watch Full House without the lights on and a priest handy.

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