Who's Creepier: Joe Simpson, Billy Ray Cyrus, Or Hulk Hogan? [Short Ends]

Posted Aug 05 via Defamer 2008-08-05 07:46:06

· We think it's the one who shows up to spring break with your professional beer-bongist Uncle Knobs in tow. [Brooke Knows Best]
· We could spend all day reading the various captions beneath identical tabloid photos of Sylvester Stallone's veiny forearms. [Daily Mail]
· There's something about Sawyer weighing in on the Chosen Blobs photos that kind of kills the whole Lost mystique—we just can't put our fingers on what that is. [ET Online]
· If we told you we had access to footage of Hitler singing one of the greatest TV theme songs of all time, is that something you might be interested in? [WOW Report]
· "Molly McAleer is the cute, adorably sassy, camera-friendly personality on defamer.com. We are a website looking for our Molly McAleer." We'll trade her for a pack of Marlb Meds and a handicap parking pass. [Craigslist]




Which crazy holiday dinner would you attend?
  •      Lohan Family
  •      Hogan Family
  •      Cruise Family
  •      Jolie/Pitt Family
  •      Simpson Family
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Mindy Lawton

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