I Want To Work For Diddy Recap - Episode 1 - Well, Duh

The title of this show is a total given.

I mean, who wouldn't want to work for Diddy? Seems like it'd be a walk in the park!

Of course, I kid. It's clearly no walk in the park. It's more like a crawl through thorny bushes with bear traps clamped to your elbows and a Blackberry clamped to your ear, while being accompanied by jugglers you're auditioning and a piece of Junior's cheesecake that you're balancing on your head.

We see Diddy talking about the task at hand. He's a ringmaster, a showman, an entertainer. But make no mistake: he is not a clown. We'll cover that in a few. Also something that he isn't: human, per his words. Nice, should be really easy to reason with, then. We hear that the 'Bad Boy empire is coming to take over your life,' accompanied by this image…

Even though we're presented with many instances highlighting Diddy's capacity for rage, the above image is the most ominous. It's taking over your life. Your life! Consider your body snatched.

We see images of assistants passed.

'Don't question him,' says Lisa who, apparently, takes the same attitude toward headwear.

This guy talks about the hell he caught when he was without Heinz 57. Sadly the life has been beaten out of this one: now you can never be sure if there's a bottle in his pocket, or if he's just happy to see you.

Diddy says that he's not the easiest to work for, which is shocking...

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