Lowest Common Denominators

• It's the first picture of Nicole Kidman's baby Sunday. Except … we can't see her. At all. [DListed]

• Shia LaBeouf will not have his pinky finger amputated. That sound you hear is the entire Indiana Jones cast and crew breathing a huge sigh of relief. [ICYDK]

• Ashley Olsen has decided Starbucks is so 2007. [PS]

• Saint Angelina Jolie will build an AIDS clinic in daughter Zahara's homeland of Ethiopia. She really can do no wrong as of late. [INO]

• Jessica Alba popped out her baby and got back on the chair. [CityRag]

• Naked pictures of a 2004 Christina Aguilera would be more exciting if it were, you know, four years ago. [Yeeeah]

• Reality Bytes Sep 04
• Akon Strikes Again Sep 04
• O'Reilly Still Making It So Easy to Mock Him Sep 04
• Lowest Common Denominators Sep 04

• POPSUGAR Russell Gets Some VMA Love From TI and Christina Sep 05
• iVillage Daily Blabber VMA Preview: Katy Does Madonna, The Jonas Brothers, Christina & More! Sep 05
• Yahoo Entertainment (AP) Kanye West ends VMA boycott (Reuters) Sep 05
• A Socialites Life Jessica Alba Brings Honor To The Democratic National Convention Sep 05
• USWeekly Katy Perry to Perform "Like a Virgin" at VMAS Sep 05
• Bricks and Stones Jessica Alba Out and About Yesterday Sep 05
• Defamer VMA FYI: In news that will surely please ... [Kanye West] Sep 05
• Yahoo Entertainment (AP) Kanye West ends brief boycott of MTV video awards (Reuters) Sep 05