Who's Got Two Thumbs And Brings His One-Month Old To The Red Carpet? That Would Be Me, Matthew McConaughey!

(ED NOTE: Please read post title to be read in smug, smiley Southern accent)

I understand why a people bring babies to movie theaters (they're selfish and sadistic), but why would a zillionaire movie star bring his baby to a red carpet event filled with epilepsy-inducing light flashes and nap-interrupting paparazzi hubbub?

'[Levi] was gonna stay home, but then he said, ‘Dad, mom, I wanna go support mom's purses!'' Matthew joked with Entertainment Tonight. 'At 30 days old, he's talking about stuff like that!'

Ah. Makes sense.

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