Candy To Tell All!

Tori Spelling's mom, Candy, is reportedly 'close' to landing a book deal.

The Old Lady Spelling told Entertainment Tonight, "It's true. I am close to signing a deal to write a book. But everyone should hold on. I have lots of stories I've never told, and they will all be in my book!"

We have a feeling she wants to set the record straight.

Candy must be pissed that in her daughter's book, Tori blabbed about mommy's mean and dysfunctional ways.

What stories could Candy possibly have to tell?

They'll probably make her look like an even bigger douche!

[Image by Todd Green via Buzz Foto.]

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