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Clay Aiken's......producer....friend.....I don't know...has given birth to CLAY'S SON. Parker Foster Aiken was born at 8:08 AM this morning at an "undisclosed location." Yeah, undisclosed so the vicious Claymates wouldn't track his ass down and eat him.
The mother is 50-year-old record producer Jaymes Foster. This is so like that movie with Madonna where she f*cks Rupert Everett and then takes the baby away. Though I seriously doubt these two had sex. I'd stake my life on it, and the lives of all of my family. And yours.
And there could be more little Clays on the way!
Clay's mom called into a Raleigh radio station with the news. The baby is 6 lbs., 2 oz. and 19" long. They will reportedly raise the kid together. With some help from Clay's succession of rent boys. Lance and Luiz, will you guys take Parker to the playground? I have a meeting and Clay's getting his "massage" from Timmy and Chad.
Check out all the photos of Clay Aiken in the gallery.
Images and full post at A Socialites Life
Clay Aiken's......producer....friend.....I don't know...has given birth to CLAY'S SON. Parker Foster Aiken was born at 8:08 AM this morning at an "undisclosed location." Yeah, undisclosed so the vicious Claymates wouldn't track his ass down and eat him.
The mother is 50-year-old record producer Jaymes Foster. This is so like that movie with Madonna where she f*cks Rupert Everett and then takes the baby away. Though I seriously doubt these two had sex. I'd stake my life on it, and the lives of all of my family. And yours.
And there could be more little Clays on the way!
Clay's mom called into a Raleigh radio station with the news. The baby is 6 lbs., 2 oz. and 19" long. They will reportedly raise the kid together. With some help from Clay's succession of rent boys. Lance and Luiz, will you guys take Parker to the playground? I have a meeting and Clay's getting his "massage" from Timmy and Chad.
Check out all the photos of Clay Aiken in the gallery.
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