Make Contractually Obligated Love To TV Guide's List of the 'Most Annoying TV Couples' [Bad Chemistry]

There are TV characters you hate to love, and then there are those whose love you hate. TV Guide writer Damien Holbrook tackles the latter in the magazine's upcoming feature, "Top 10 Most Annoying TV Couples," which details the most aggravating, chemistry-free romances ever foisted on television by a hubris-stricken showrunner. Did your least favorite couple make the list? Will Katherine Heigl make her beloved Joshua forward the article to the Grey's Anatomy writers? Results and analysis, after the jump:

First, the runners-up:

No. 10 - Rob & Amber, Survivor
No. 9 - Sara & Grissom, CSI
No. 8 - Ryan & Marissa, The O.C.
No. 7 - Trista & Ryan, The Bachelorette
No. 6 - Kate & Jack, Lost
No. 5 - Billy & Alison, Melrose Place
No. 4 - Clark & Lana, Smallville
No. 3 - Boris & Natasha, The Bullwinkle Show (ed. note: ???)

And the top two, excerpted from TV Guide:

No. 2 - Tom & Lynette, Desperate Housewives: She has him canned from her ad firm, hates mothering and almost cheats on him with a pizza guy. He, in turn, takes it like a tool as penance for lying about his secret kid. Forget Wisteria Lane's occasional homicides, the real mystery here is why these two aren't in therapy.

No. 1 - Gizzie' (George & Izzie), Grey's Anatomy: First off, could the combo name be any uglier? And secondly, ewww. It was like watching a faded prom queen and her slightly dim-witted brother get it on...at the expense of George's marriage to Callie.

While we're a little shocked that Boris & Natasha made the list over, say, Hills villains Read the full post at Defamer

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