Fantastic Journeys [The Clip Show]

· Someone paid a visit to Closeted-Heartthrob Rapesville. Any suggestions?
· Join us in mourning for MTV past and present.
· Speaking of which, Spencer Pratt honed his worst-boyfriend routine. Heidi Montag withdrew to her blog.
· Critically injured manager/producer Joan Hyler is making a quick recovery. Thanks, Nurse Arihead!
· Jodie Foster's costly break-up threatened to upstage the Degeneres/de Rossi nuptials as the week's lesbian love story to beat.
· Meanwhile, lesbian-of-convenience Courtenay Semel set the bar high for all those who will follow.
· How did Christina Applegate beat cancer so fast? Oh. Read the full post at Defamer

• Directors Snuffed in Josh Brolin's Quest to Make 'The Most Awful Movie I Can Find' [Josh Brolin] Nov 20
• A Wild And Crazy '30 Rock' Night [Watch, TiVo, Kill] Nov 20
• Roger Ebert Likens Himself to Non-Schumacher Phantom of the Opera [Roger Ebert] Nov 20
• Death Comes To ABC: 'Daisies,' 'Money,' 'Stone' Meet Their Makers [Their Time] Nov 20

• Hollywoodtuna Canned Tuna Nov 20
• A Socialites Life Christina Aguilera Will Open American Music Awards Nov 20
• X17 Online Paris, Britney & Linds - Overexposed?!? Nov 20
• Yeeeah S.S. Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox Plan Wedding Nov 20
• USWeekly Christina Aguilera to Open American Music Awards With 6-Song Medley of Hits Nov 20
• iVillage Daily Blabber Christina Aguilera to Open the AMAs Nov 20
• Hollywood Rag Scarlett Wants To Be a Young MILF Nov 20
• PerezHilton OVERexposed, OVERsaturated Nov 20