AUG

27

Eva Longoria used to be a lingerie model before hitting it big on Desperate Housewives. These shots are from 2001, and I want to know who the hell told her to keep pursuing acting? Eva could've been cranking more of these pics out or, God willing, done porn. This is exactly why I tell never people to follow their dreams. Unless you're G4's Olivia Munn and your dream is to cover me in chocolate sauce. In which case, reach for the stars!

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