S.S. Michelle Hunziker Waves Goodbye to Summer

Posted Sep 05 via Yeeeah Sep 5, 08

I barely even know who Michelle Hunziker is, but she's blonde and tan and on the beach in an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini, so there you go. Stare at her ass while I attempt to discuss something with you, pervs.

It's September now, meaning our Summer Supererogative is sadly at an end. However, I know boobs and bikinis are like meat and potatoes around here, so perhaps you kiddies would like us to continue the S.S. series? We'll need to rename it, obviously, because I live in Minnesota and labeling a post 'Summer Supererogative' in December when it's like 57 below zero would probably kill me.

With winter barreling down upon us, near nudity will be increasingly rare. Maybe we could call it Skin Sightings? I don't know. That's pretty lame. Maybe just Seasonal Supererogative? I am bereft of decent names. This is a cry for help! No, seriously, it really is. Help us rename the S.S. series. Vote for your favourite pathetic option, or list any suggestions in the comments. I'm betting you guys can come up with better names that the garbage I'm managing right now.