Lindsay Lohan Says No To Nudity! For Once!

Posted Sep 06 via Hecklerspray Sep 6, 08

Fact: the whole world has seen Lindsay Lohan's clodge, wazoo, vajuju, spaceballs, flimbox, fudge-glands and arse at one point or another. It's just what Lindsay Lohan does. It's part of the Lindsay Lohan holy trinity - rubbish films, substance abuse and epic, near-relentless nudity. We've got so used to seeing Lindsay Lohan naked over the last few years that we've become desensitised to it, just like we have with violence and women that we've somehow made cry. And that's why it's so surprising to hear that Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer of $700,000 to get naked for Playboy. Silly Playboy - if you want to see Lindsay Lohan in the nude, you don't just ask her to get naked for you - you ask her to get naked for you because you'll let her wear a Marilyn Monroe wig if she does. That's just how it works.