News Bites: Britney Spears NOT Rehearsing For The VMAs

Britney Spears wasn't rehearsing for a VMA performance tonight in a video clip that made it onto the net. Her manager confirmed it. Too bad, because she actually looked like she was trying. Though, she needs to condition that weave. Comb it, lotion it, soak it in dishwashing liquid. Pet it and talk sweetly to it. Anything. It looks like something a horse swats flies with.

Lifetime has confirmed that the next season of Project Runway will not be happening until January of 2009. Great. Guess I'll have to take up pyromania. Nina Garcia needs that long to collect her thoughts? Damn her!  And I thought I was depressed that Stella by Starlight and her leatha ambitions got kicked off...

Singer KT Tunstall married her drummer Luke Bullen on Scotland's Isle of Sky yesterday. The couple plan to backpack through South America, New Zealand and India for their honeymoon. That's a lot of work for a honeymoon. Damn.

Click any image in the gallery for more photos of Britney Spears attending Cirque De Soleil in Las Vegas.

Britney Spears wasn't rehearsing for a VMA performance tonight in a video clip that made it onto the net. Her manager confirmed it. Too bad, because she actually looked like she was trying. Though, she needs to condition that weave. Comb it, lotion it, soak it in dishwashing liquid. Pet it and talk sweetly to it. Anything. It looks like something a horse swats flies with.

Lifetime has confirmed that the next season of Project Runway will not be happening until January of 2009. Great. Guess I'll have to take up pyromania. Nina Garcia needs that long to collect her thoughts? Damn her!  And I thought I was depressed that Stella by Starlight and her leatha ambitions got kicked off...

Singer KT Tunstall married her drummer Luke Bullen on Scotland's Isle of Sky yesterday. The couple plan to backpack through South America, New Zealand and India for their honeymoon. That's a lot of work for a honeymoon. Damn.

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