Ryan O'Neal Bust: Tatum O'Neal Inexplicably Now Voice of Reason

Indications that your family is effed, volume 12: When Tatum O'Neal looks like the wisest, most together member of your gene pool. By that right, the O'Neal family don't stand a chance. On Wednesday Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond were both arrested for the possession of methamphetamine during a routine probation sweep of their house, and it's taken Tatum O'Neal to bring some perspective to the matter. Yes, Tatum O'Neal - the woman who's kissed Michael Jackson with tongues, claims to have had an orgy with Melanie Griffith, lost custody of her kids because she was wasted on heroin all the time and was recently arrested for trying to buy crack in New York - has put the Ryan O'Neal drug arrest into perspective. In summary, that perspective is as follows: Yeesh.