WEBTHUMP! Friday September 26 2008

10 - Convinced we write nothing but crap on a daily basis? Contribute to the world's biggest story and prove you can string a sentence together - The Forever Story

9 - Heartbroken when you found out the tooth fairy was just a cruel creation? Well fear not, it looks like one might exist. Complete with excess anger - Metro

8 - Ever wanted to know how to cook the perfect BBQ? Then just ask a Ninja. They have all the answers


7 - Jordan aims to mould your children into carbon copies of her plastic-looking self. Sick bags at the ready please - Holy Moly

6 - So what does your mother do for a living? Sadly for two children, they'll have to tell everyone that one of their parents is Jenna Jameson and did it with all sorts of men, women and scary looking contraptions - Daily Stab

5 - Mariah Carey decides she wants to turn away from her miserable music career and have another stab at making films - Hollywood Rag

4 - Of all the gay people in the world, Will Young is the worst. Well so says the man himself - Towleroad

3 - McFly disagree with New Kids On The Block reforming and worryingly want to write with The Jonas Brothers - Daily Star

2 - Spider-Man the musical? Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong - Hollyscoop

1 - You've got to love crazy people. A group of conspiracy theorists have decided that despite photographic evidence, NASA are lying about the shape of the planet. The Earth isn't round, but flat - just like the stuff Ikea sells - BBC