David Duchovny is Out of Sex Rehab

Sorry for the late start, boys and girls. I woke up this morning believing I had been pistol whipped and sodomized, but it turns out that I had just been drinking tequila the night before. The sodomy part came much later.

And speaking of sodomy, actor David Duchovny is out of sex rehab and happy as ever, as evidenced by the above photograph of him and wife Tea Leoni at the Czech Festival in New York yesterday. According to Czech site Idnes.cz

Presentation of young boys who mouth imitate various sounds, even taking account of the famous representative agent Fox Mulder of the series The X-Files David Duchovny with his wife, actress Tea Leoni. Together ochutnali Czech flapjacks.

That came straight from Google translator, so whatever the hell 'presenting young boys' and 'ochutnailing Czech flapjacks' means, you can bet your sweet bippy it's perverse. In sound like some kind of crazed orgiastic cunnilingus festival orchestrated by Caligula himself. I think the question we're all asking ourselves is, 'Where do I sign up?'

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