Quickies: The Old Man and the Sea

Posted Nov 12 via Yeeeah Nov 12, 08

Miranda Kerr sexes up Ocean Drive Magazine in a bikini. (The Grumpiest)

So Hilary Duff is into fetishism now? (Use My Computer)

Salma Hayek is addicted to breastfeeding! (The Blemish)

An 'extreme' Paula Abdul fan overdoses in front of her house. Yeah, that sounds about right. (CelebWarship)

Harrison Ford manages to humiliate himself on camera. (Bricks and Stones)

Brad Garrett punches the paparazzi after one of them calls him a faggot. (MollyGood)

Kanye West is a real party-pooper pisser.(Holy Moly)

Paul Rudd's five best movie roles! Can you name them? Hint: think Judd Apatow. (Pajiba)

So it turns out the 'HM' tattooed on Stephen Baldwin stands for 'Hannah Montana,' not 'Homosexual Masquerader.' Six of one, really. (CelebNewsWire)

Audrina Partridge's tits seem to be suffering from continental drift. (Bastardly)

Busta Rhymes and Freeky Zekey turn really gay when they're drunk. (Tasteful Celebs)

I'm not sure whether to classify this as a 'Brooke Hogan camel toe' or a 'Brooke Hogan moose knuckle.' (Dirty Rotten Whore)

'How I Met Your Mother' resorts to the likes of Heidi, Spencer, and Kim Kardashian. For shame. (pretty boring)
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