Paula Abdul's Number One Fan Turns Up Dead

Posted Nov 13 via Hecklerspray Nov 13, 08

An American Idol contestant infatuated with Paula Abdul enough to paint huge pictures of her has been found dead near Abdul's home. The body of Paula Goodspeed was discovered yesterday near Paula Abdul's mansion in a car with a Paula Abdul-referencing license plate, next to pictures and CDs of Paula Abdul. It's thought that Paula Goodspeed overdosed on prescription drugs, following a less successful suicide attempt near Abdul's home earlier this year. It's sad news, and Goodspeed's death might even make reality producers question their vetting process or treatment of contestants. Maybe they could just let Randy Jackson judge the next season of American Idol alone. After all, nobody can like him that much, can they?