While You Were Feeling a Little Bit Old at the Fabulous MTVu Woodie Awards

Posted Nov 13 via Best Week Ever Nov 13, 08

Kanye West is looking for the 'right' girl. And if my 'right', he means 'wacky' and 'much taller than him', I think I know just the lady, Yeezy…
In a sign that maybe the world isn't so bad after all, Paris Hilton is set to star in a movie with Pee Wee Herman. No word yet if the film will be called 'Pee Wee's Big Whorehouse Adventure.'
A though poor Christina Applegate's battle with breast cancer wasn't already traumatic, now word is revealed that Artie Lang masturbated to the sound of her voice.
We'd like to extend our congratulations to our friends at Defamer, who somehow managed to get the nitty gritty on the fact that MadTV is cancelled, something I thought actually happened 4 years ago.
And in more cancellation news, NBC has pulled the fuse-burnt plug on My Own Worst Enemy and Lipstick Jungle.
Aaaaaand we're not done!! BJ Novak is taking a leave of absence from The Office to film a part in Q. Tarantino's new movie Inglorious Bastards. What is Kelly going to do with him gone? Answer? Hilarious things.