Quickies: Carnal Knowledge

Posted Nov 13 via Yeeeah Nov 13, 08

Madonna hits Gwyneth Paltrow with a gag order. (Celebitchy)

Alessandra Ambrosio's first post-pregnancy shoot! God, I hate her. (CelebSlam)

Turns out that stupid Cheetah Girl twat leaked the naked pictures herself. (Allie is Wired)

Amy Winehouse continues down the path to health and sobriety one cigarette and whiskey shot at a time. (Serioulsy? OMG)

Tila Tequila wears a jacket stolen from a Wizard of Oz munchkin. (Bastardly)

La Toya Jackson's face appears to have been warped by exposure. (popbytes)

Aw, poor Rafaello doesn't find prison too accommodating. Or the anal rapings. (MollyGood)

John Travolta finally comes out — as a bald guy. (Holy Moly)

How do you make George Clooney physically repulsive? Give ‘em a porn stache. (Websters)

Artie Lange once jerked off outside Christina Applegate's door. (Mr. Skin)

Lydia Hearst gets totally naked and makes a bear go down on her! (The Rad Report)
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