Brit's Shady Cou$in, Alli $ims, In Hot Legal Mess!

No surprise!

Britney Spears' former assistant/disowned cousin Alli Sims has been revealed to be a shady, lying bizznatch in a recently-unearthed legal document.

Alli apparently tried to claim that a business management team mishandled her 'career prospects' and she wanted 'out' of their deal. Reps for the company said aw hell naw, and gave her quite a lashing in their responding legal doc. Here are the choicest bits:

1. You lied to us about money causing out-of-pocket expenses. We were unaward that you had made a deal with Claus Hjelmbak and Sam Lufti to pay your rent for the year of 2008. You should not have asked us to pay your rent and personal expenses since May 2008 for 6 months.

2. You lied to us about your relationship with Britney Spears. We were in the understanding that we would help you make a record album and music videos about your relationship with Britney Spears. You grossly misrepresented yourself as a singer and as a friend of Britney Spears.

3. You brough questionable friends to business trips and meetings designed to finance your album. It jeopardized our relationships with our investors and caused us loss of money.

4. After a business trip to St. Tropez fully paid for by our company and our investor you went behind our backs and started developing and filming a pilot for a reality show when you returned.

5. Slandering my company, myself and my associates. Lying about my business in France and damaging relationships I have with my business partners.

6. Lied to the media in In Touch' Magazine about writing a song about Britney Spears. Continuing to lie about working on an album that has not even started. As well as many media reports of you writing and recording music behind our backs which we both know is a complete and utter lie.

7. You lied about your relationship with Sam Lufti and Claus Hjelmbak and the sneaky financial deals that collapsed your relationship with the entire Spears family.