'That Is ACTUALLY What She Said': Introducing The Office Porn

Ladies, get ready to be excited: Because all those fantasies of Jim and Pam getting it on will finally come true in ways you never even imagined in the upcoming XXX Office Porn! The only difference being: Jim has a fake tan and goatee, and Pam is a whore with fake boobs a crotchless cardigan.

Yes, all your favorite characters from The Office are represented in The Office porn: Michael Scott is played by a young blond thing named Michelle (coincidence? Oh God, yes.) replete with The World's Bust Boss mug (seriously), Dwight is equally as nerdy, only we're guessing his shvanz is about 7 times bigger, and there's a whole slew of possible Jim's (as in, the cutest guy in the workplace), and sadly, no sign of David Wallace. We're pretty sure that Creed is actually in it. Plus, in this office, all the ladies are porn stars!

(Language NSFW!)




Finally, something satirical to masturbate to! should be its slogan.

Tags: Entertainment, The Office