Verne Troyer Has Found Chanelle Hayes, Another Fame-Hungry Lady Friend

When is Verne Troyer going to grow up, settle down and leave all the trampy, spotlight-loving floozies to George Clooney?

Hell, even George's cocktail waitresses and game show contestants seem less fame-sucking than the scuzziest of the scuzzes Verne seems to have a knack for picking up.

The latest? Some chick named Chanelle Hayes who's swapping bodily fluids with Verne in hopes of landing a role in the fourth Austin Powers movie.

"It is obvious he and Chanelle had chemistry when they met and he is willing to help her become a star...It could be a match made in movie heaven. It will really propel Chanelle into the bright lights of Hollywood."

Only if "Bright Lights of Hollywood" is a euphamism for the lone, discount strobe in his trailer, porn studio.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photo of Chanelle Hayes in the gallery!

When is Verne Troyer going to grow up, settle down and leave all the trampy, spotlight-loving floozies to George Clooney?

Hell, even George's cocktail waitresses and game show contestants seem less fame-sucking than the scuzziest of the scuzzes Verne seems to have a knack for picking up.

The latest? Some chick named Chanelle Hayes who's swapping bodily fluids with Verne in hopes of landing a role in the fourth Austin Powers movie.

"It is obvious he and Chanelle had chemistry when they met and he is willing to help her become a star...It could be a match made in movie heaven. It will really propel Chanelle into the bright lights of Hollywood."

Only if "Bright Lights of Hollywood" is a euphamism for the lone, discount strobe in his trailer, porn studio.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photo of Chanelle Hayes in the gallery!