Morning Wood

Jon Stewart bends Jim Cramer over, slaps that ass and then butt fucks the bullshit out of him without lube - Videogum

Hayden Panatroll can smile and give me cupcakes, but she will always be a bitch! - Celebitchy

They told her there was a third world orphan waiting on the roof - Socialite Life

Rose McGowan still exists - Popoholic

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer's contract really is up and they aren't re-negotiating - I'm Not Obsessed

Everyone is dying on Dancing with the Has-Beens, basically - E! Online

Stuff him in a rocket launcher and send him on his way - The Sun

It's confirmed that Ike & Tina 2.0 have recorded the grossest song in the world - ICYDK

Jada Pinkett Smith to teach kiddies all about Thetans, barley water, brainwashing and de-gaying! - AP

Instant face-lifts on eBay will instantly make you look like you've just walked out of the Mickey Rourke School of Beauty - Urlesque

Kerry Katona is getting rid of another tit in her life - Holy Moly!