Gossip Break: Heidi Hurts Our Ears

• Heidi Montag spews forth more garbage-rock.  Listen and loathe.  [DListed]
• Violet Affleck loves ice cream, being famous.   [Seriously?OMG]
• Our favorite April Fool's Day prank, courtesy of our pals at Improv Everywhere.  [Buzzfeed]
• Nothing says 'I want to lose my virginity on prom night' like this vagina-shaped dress.  [BWE]
• Britney Spears gets Photoshopped to sell Candies.  [Wonderwall]
• The new promo pics from The Hills look fake-tabulous - just like the show.  [PITNB]
• Uber-cute couples Nicole Richie and Joel Madden and Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens filmed a Funny Or Die video together.  [PopSugar]