Samantha Ronson bakes Lindsay Lohan a cocaine cake

Samantha Ronson seems to be sending a not-so-subtle hint to the world about what Lindsay Lohan's been up to. Instead of taking to her Twitter page to scream, She's doing blow!' Ronson instead whipped up a cake. Or stole a picture of a cake. But let's assume she took to the kitchen in an angry, wrathful furor and had her way with a bag of flour and a whisk. And whipped up this beautiful concoction:







Yes, that is a cocaine cake. I had one just like it for my fifth birthday. I cannot tell you how long my mom slaved over it. All the other mothers admired it when they dropped their kids off. I bet Dina Lohan did the same thing for Lindsay when she was little. What a sweet, thoughtful way for Samantha to let Lohan know she's still thinking about her.

In related news, Samantha's family is in the process of trying to take out a restraining order against Lindsay. Basically because she's batsh*t crazy. Lohan is said to be extremely upset that they're doing this. Which makes me really, really happy.

Well connected sources tell TMZ Lindsay Lohan is 'devastated' after learning members of Sam Ronson's family are taking steps towards getting a restraining order against LiLo.

After Us Weekly broke the story that Sam's mother and sister went to a Beverly Hills police station yesterday asking questions about the restraining order process, sources tell TMZ Lindsay has been an emotional wreck — crying uncontrollably.

We're also told Sam has cut off all communication with Lohan — and that Lindsay isn't handling it well. In fact, we're told people close to Lindsay are worried she 'might lash out.'

[From TMZ]

That whole thing about worrying Lohan might lash out' is basically why Samantha's mom and sister want to get a restraining order against her in the first place. They told police officers Lindsay acts out to get attention, and they had an intervention not for her drug use (which they also said is a problem), but for her behavior. Obviously they believe Lohan is unstable and might take her acting out too far and in some way harm them.

No matter how badly she feels right now, it's really hard to have much sympathy for Lohan. She has no concept of mental stability or normalcy. That's not entirely her fault - her parents didn't raise her with any. And she is relatively young - she's only 22. A lot of us were quasi-crazy at that age. But with Lindsay, you really get the sense that she has no shot of ever becoming a stable, rational adult. Best case scenario, you just hope she messes up less as she gets older.

Thanks to Dlisted for the cocaine cake story idea.

Here's Lindsay and Sam back in happier times, at a party after a Bat Mitzvah ceremony at the Mandarin Oriental Hyde Park Hotel on 2/28/09. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.