Lily Allen Cutewatch '09: Lost in New York

Posted Apr 10 via Yeeeah 2009-04-10 15:55:56




Since today is Friday it should be totally awesome and gorgeous, so I don't know why it has such halitosis and varicose veins.  The most interesting things that have happened all day involved the spawning of a couple who hasn't been famous in half a decade and the imaginary matrimonial shenanigans of a pretend couple who should never have been famous in the first place.  Furthermore, there haven't been any new Lily Allen pictures in a WHOLE WEEK.

What the hell, Lily?  I know you've been busy with your super charming concert ticket scavenger hunts on Twitter (they even involve poems!) but this lack of photos is ridiculous.  I'm not sure what kind of road show you think I'm running here, but how am I supposed to conduct the Cutewatch without twee pictures of your adorable self?  I can't believe I'm saying this, but I am putting your ass on notice.  I am officially pissed at you, and shall remain so until you return to cavorting in public where people can photograph you for my enjoyment.

Lily on Jimmy Kimmel last week:


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