Like A Prayer - Madonna Seeks Jesus In America

Madonna wants Jesus in America.  Turns out her boy-toy Jesus Luz has been nursing the old lady back to health after her horse spill.  Madge has been calling in favors trying to get her lackey designer friends like Marc Jacobs to hire the kid.  A source said, "Marc campaigned for Jesus, saying he is highly talented and a necessity to the label."

Highly talented and a necessity to the label.  This kid looks like he'd get lost on the way to the bathroom if Madge didn't hold his hand.  I'm SURE the Marc Jacobs "label" would fall apart if Jesus wasn't apart of it.  Where is the Patriot At when we really need it?

Just goes to show, what the Material Mom wants, she gets.