Quickies: Good Riddance

Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight both got killed off Grey's Anatomy last night.  Now let's hope they just stay that way, so that within a year or two we won't have to hear about their whiny asses ever again. (WIMB)

An absolutely hysterical review of 'Girls Gone Wild: Wildest College Coeds'. (Pajiba)

Heidi Montag is dressed like the Wicked Witch of the West Coast. (GoFugYourself)

Natalie Portman bought a castle and is still doing the dirty with Sean Penn. (ASL)

Tom Crazypants Cruise and Katie Holmes want to get in vitro so they can have twins. (Cele|bitchy)

Marisa Miller married a dude with special needs, apparently. (WWTDD)

Shia LaBeouf talks about sex. (AllieIsWired)

Brooke Shields gets dark, a little dirty and a lot sexy for 'Kurv' magazine. (SOMG)

Hermione is a diva. (ICYDK)

Rebecca Romijn shows off her new twins to InStyle. (PopCrunch)

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz might be having another baby, which they will presumably name Queens Bagheera Wentz. (Scandalist)

Chris Pine does GQ. (PITNB)

Holly Madison lands in the Guinness Book of World Records, but it's for pretty much the dumbest, most pointless thing ever. (Celebslam)
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